"I want to find my wife attractive, and that means she can't look like a bum."
Spoken by: Kenny
When: Jan. 20, 2011 around 8:00ish pm
Context: Kenny putting his foot down on my recent practice of wrapping my head in the same plastic Target bag to keep my hair dry while showering. This is after he and Lola made a Target trip for the sole purpose of buying me a supply of proper shower caps.