I think I might want to be her.
(Minus the whole middle-aged part.)
In efforts to raise awareness about (and money for) heart disease, our secretary has labeled a bowl of smarties candy with this message:
"Be a 'Smartie' and take care of Heart-ie."
(First, try not to gag on the slogan...Moving on.) After I spent several minuets just trying to get the label off so I could get to the candy (and I swear she practically laminated the stupid thing), I had to wonder if junk food is really the best medium upon which to spread her message.
You know your vehicle has seen better days when the Persian guy (who cut you off in traffic a block back) feels it necessary to tell you (while pumping gas) where you can get your car cleaned and repaired for cheap – and then proceeds to draw you a map.
My poor, sad, little Jetta.