Kenny: --- just sent this mls link for some houses. Check out the last one in. So Cheap but a lot of work.
Jill: Did you look at all the photos?! That last one all but sunk into a sink-hole!
Kenny: Ya I know; just wondering what the problem is and how we could fix it. Maybe Mark can stabilize the foundation/hill some how.
Jill: "Maybe mark can stabilize the hill or something?" You mean rebuild the mountain and fill in that lake-size crater? I also liked the huge crack running through the middle of the home...and the caution tape everywhere.
Lest I come across as a total Debbie Downer, I did suggest maybe demoing the house and building in its place this garage/house from Ferris Bueller. Kenny LOVED that idea. (No, seriously he did. We love that house.)
Here's some photos of the house in question. He did warn me: it needs "a lot of work."