the following correspondence was seen earlier today (on Facebook)

Anna Nielsen to Becca Nielsen: I have officially de-sisterred you. I would still like to be friends. Don't worry, it's not you, it’s me. The timing is just not right for that kind of relationship, you know?

Later...

Anna Nielsen to Becca Nielsen: Becca! Ryan wrote that – not me.

(Anna, Becca, and Ryan are my siblings.)

I miss my family.

A lot.

Also...can I please go on maternity leave right now? While our internal compliance auditors are here and before the OCC sends its auditors next month?

I really hate auditors.