Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Random thoughts...and a much needed diversion.

So women in my family generally aren’t what one might call “well-endowed.” This misfortune tends to only be worsened after childbirth/breast-feeding and we tend to appear almost concave – unless we gain weight all over. The joke is that my uncle once told my aunt that he was going to buy her a shirt that said “Front” and “Back” just so he could tell the difference. (Yes, a dumb joke, but it suits that particular uncle.) Anyway, given the genetic disadvantage, I’ve always sort of assumed I’d get a “boost” at some point in my life. However, over the last few weeks, the wrist-support-thingy for my keyboard has sprung a leak and has been pooping little silicone boogers all over my desk, my lap, my desk chair, etc. They’re sticky and gross – they really look like something that guy in the car next to you was digging out of his nose. And they make me reevaluate whether I want to pump my chest full of this crap someday. I keep picturing someone sneezing into my chest cavity. Besides, is looking like a twelve-year-old boy really so bad?

Update:
After reading Whitney's post from this morning, I'm thinking it might actually have it's advantages...

4 comments:

ruth said...

boobs suck.

Kat Clark said...

You're funny.

Elise said...

Just another reason not to do it. Plus, the fact that everyone else is doing it...you have to NOT do it to be different. That's my excuse. Plus, can you imagine running with those things on?

jennrocket said...

you're beautiful the way you are!!!!! you're jill brady!!!