Random thoughts...and a much needed diversion.

So women in my family generally aren’t what one might call “well-endowed.” This misfortune tends to only be worsened after childbirth/breast-feeding and we tend to appear almost concave – unless we gain weight all over. The joke is that my uncle once told my aunt that he was going to buy her a shirt that said “Front” and “Back” just so he could tell the difference. (Yes, a dumb joke, but it suits that particular uncle.) Anyway, given the genetic disadvantage, I’ve always sort of assumed I’d get a “boost” at some point in my life. However, over the last few weeks, the wrist-support-thingy for my keyboard has sprung a leak and has been pooping little silicone boogers all over my desk, my lap, my desk chair, etc. They’re sticky and gross – they really look like something that guy in the car next to you was digging out of his nose. And they make me reevaluate whether I want to pump my chest full of this crap someday. I keep picturing someone sneezing into my chest cavity. Besides, is looking like a twelve-year-old boy really so bad?

Update:
After reading Whitney's post from this morning, I'm thinking it might actually have it's advantages...